a masterpost
as someone who experiences the passage of time i really relate to this
those “monkey brain/human brain” posts except the monkey brain is presented as the rational one
monkey brain: extra body hair provides warmth and producing it but then cutting it off wastes valuable nutrients
human brain: hehe leg smooth
monkey brain: this hurts my mouth. i shouldn’t eat this.
human brain: G H O S T P E P P E R
Tumblr, i am begging you, please stop advertising me Nutt Butter™. i promise, i am not the target demographic. I Do Not Need Any Nutt Butter™
I have no Nutts to Butter™ please stop this
i was trying to send a picture to my friends but i accidentally sent it to my family group message instead and it was the worst possible one…
for the love of fucking god let me reblog ads tumblr
is that a fucking game boy cartridge case?
this is a legit lifehack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news. the friction from it being in your pocket or jostled around wears down the latex and can cause it to tear. if you keep one on you in a gameboy cart case that won’t be an issue because no one will have sex with you
swarnpert